Dear Randy Blythe,

I am a huge fan of your music and a fellow Virginian. I can't wait to see Lamb of God with Gojira and Dethklok in August. The charges against you seem unfair to me, and my best thoughts are with you during this difficult time. I very much hope that things work out for you, and I encourage others to support you as well.

However, with your well-being in mind, surely you know at least one person who can get you a suit and tie. Court is literally the only place in the world where it is never cool to wear an Obituary hoodie.

Best wishes,
Ben